Celia's_Drabbles

SEX ED (DBSK STYLE) PART III

Mon, 11 Jun 2007 23:41:06 GMT

SEX ED (DBSK STYLE) PART III

[Based off of Plot Bunny of Soloscry]

"JaeJoong you have a test today, you couldn't just skip out on school." YunHo said as he pulled his protesting boyfriend into the school building and down the hall towards where their lockers were located. YooChun and Junsu were already at theirs, kissing and touching and doing a whole slew of other things the two boys really shouldn't have been doing in school.

"READY FOR THAT FOOTBALL GAME FRIDAY YUNHOOOO!" roared ShinDong as he made his way over to the four friends, who in return where looking at him like he was crazy.

"I'm quite certain you didn't have to yell it." JaeJoong said looping his arm with YunHo's and glaring at the heavyset boy.

"WHATEVER. SO YUNHO YOU ON FOR THAT GAME!"

YunHo nodded a tight smile on his face. ShinDong slapped his shoulder sending YunHo forwards by a couple paces and walked off screaming, "YEAH! FREAKING YEAH! THAT FOOTBALL GAME IS GOING TO BE OOOON!" to anyone within hearing range. The four friends decided that now was a better time than any to head to class before any of there other friends decided to pay them a visit.

ChangMin smiled sweetly at the cross around his neck fingering it lovingly. "Ah, you my beautiful connection to the Almighty will keep me safe from Junsu." ChangMin brought the cross up to his lips and kissed it, then kissed it again for a much longer period of time-and then suddenly started tonguing it.

A toilet flushed an ChangMin nearly jumped out of his skin. He whirled around to see the captain of the soccer team SiWon walk out of the bathroom. He blushed furiously. Had SiWon heard him talking to the cross? THE MORTIFICATION!

ChangMin wanted to die, he seriously wanted to die.

SiWon spotted him and threw him a smile.

On second thought, ChangMin wanted to live, he seriously wanted to live.

JaeJoong's pencil snapped when the accursed teacher settled her gaze on him. A symphony of curses flew through his head, finally settling on homicide.

"JaeJoong," she started her voice as sweet as dying kittens. "What's today?" She asked, smiling impishly.

"Tuesday." JaeJoong grounded out.

"Exactly. The Sexual Education course is a semester class, soon my dear JaeJoong this conversation between me and you is going to get old, and once it gets old I'm going to get very pissed and you don't want me pissed now do you?"

"No."

"Then get out!"

"Damn teacher...I want to dump her body in acid and watch her skin melt away..." JaeJoong mumbled darkly. He was on his way to YunHo's classroom. He made it to the door and knocked, the door opened and who should come and answer the door-but that skank Seul Gi. Oh, how JaeJoong hated her. Their eyes met, and seriously electricity began to crackle between them.

"JaeJoong," her eyes raked down his beautiful body. "It's good to know that that sex change operation is going swell." She smirked at the furious look on JaeJoong's face.

"Seul Gi, its good to know that hookers want an education too."

Oh that did it.

Seul Gi let out some sort of cat call and made to lunge at JaeJoong, but YunHo quickly intervened.

"Ah, Jae shouldn't we be getting to Sex Ed..." he trailed off dragging JaeJoong with him.

Wow...I've never noticed how hot SiWon was until that encounter with him in the bathroom. ChangMin thought. He's so hot, that I can't seem to think of anything at the moment but him...

"MINNIE-AH! YOUR HYUNGS HAVE COME TO WHISK YOU AWAY!" Junsu called in sing song.

Damn you SiWon and your hotness, damn you to hell!

YooChun pressed his ear against the door, and then pulled back.

"I hear music, very strange music."

"That settles it!" JaeJoong said, his arms wrapped around ChangMin's shoulders as the younger male clutched his waist and shivered in intervals. He had somehow lost his beloved cross, the only thing that could save him from...Junsu.

Junsu giggled. ChangMin whimpered.

"That Mr. Sparkles guy is really having a bad effect on my poor Minnie, I will not have him sit through another session of this-"

The door was opening. Very. Very. Slowly.

The five men stared at the door unable to take their eyes off of it, and what lurked inside of it. When the door opened all the way, there was nothing to be seen but complete and utter darkness. YooChun started whistling to himself to distract the others from his shaking.

"ENTER MY PRETTIES!" Came the voice of Mr. Affection. "ENTER MY WORLD."

"No thank you!" YunHo chirped reaching for JaeJoong's arm so they could walk off and tell there teachers that the class had been cancelled.

(YunHo : On another note, why are we the only people who ever attends this stupid class?

Me : Er...)

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEER! or die!"

With no other choice the poor men, (well except Junsu who was unusually perky) walked inside the classroom.

"I. Think. I'm. Blind." YunHo said, as the five boys took in Mr. Affections attire after being mometarily blinded when the men suddenly turned on the lights. He was dressed in some sort of tight leather bondage gear, with buckle boots, his hair was died a color so black it seemed to absorb the light, and he was (JaeJoong noticed with disgust) wearing a tacky amount of make up.

Mr. Affection walked over to the board and wrote his name on it.

He then turned around and winked at them for no apparent reason.

Junsu stood up.

"Are you gay?"

"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded.

"No. What would give you that idea?"

Silence.

Junsu sat back down. YooChun and YunHo was looking at the alarming torture devices strung out throughout the classroom their faces paling considerably. Mr. Affection was skipping around from one torture device to the next, and singing what had to be the most gayest song ever.

"Get up before you Go-go! Don't leave me standing here like a yo-yo!"

YunHo choked on his spit, and JaeJoong actually looked like he was in physical pain. Junsu was humming the tune, and YooChun looked like he was contemplating suicide. ChangMin on the other hand...

Sigh...I'm really hungry! ChangMin took out a bag of twizzlers and started devouring them, making sounds of absolute pleasure. Mr. Affection who was shaking his backside, smirked in ChangMin's direction, before picking up a...dildo.

"Okay my little pretties, we are going to discuss the benefits of owning a dildo for today’s lesson!"

"Hey! Wait! What the hell does that have to do with anything!?!" YunHo yelled absolutely scandalized. Junsu's interest piqued ten fold.

"I think he's kidding..." JaeJoong murmured sounding slightly ill.

ChangMin sighed in bliss, and without thinking stood up to go throw away the twizzler bag. Junsu looked over in his direction.

"ChangMin why don't you come and sit by me?" Junsu asked his voice like fireflies fluttering in the darkness. Shit! I knew it was only a matter of time before Junsu noticed me... ChangMin thought in a panick.

"Ah, its fine REALLY, I'm sitting next to hyung." ChangMin rushed back over to JaeJoong who was playing with his hair, YunHo ogling him like a tasty treat.

"That's okay me and YooChun will come sit next to you!" He chirped twinning his fingers with YooChun and dragging the boy over to ChangMin who was shaking like a leaf in the wind. Junsu smiled angelically and sat down behind ChangMin who gripped the edges of his desk.

I Think I'm going to piss on myself

Mr. Affection was standing in front of the classroom fondling the rather thick and long dildo. "I'm going to step out for a second to go retrieve someone for today’s demonstration, none of you better move from your seats unless you want me to do sexy things to your bodies!"

Commence a moment of all five shuddering in unison.

Mr. Affection skipped out the classroom, humming Glamorous by Fergie.

"HE'S CRAZY!" YunHo exploded. JaeJoong started massaging his shoulders to calm him. "Where do they get off hiring someone like that to teach us! It defies all logic!" He continued to rage. "A little lower Jae..."

"I say we complain, at first I thought it was amusing, but seriously I think this guy is nuts, and he's so obviously gay that I want to scream every time he denies it!" YooChun complained quite uncharacteristically. Junsu hugged his arm.

"Aw Chunnie-love I like him! He's funny!"

"Stop it Su, before you make me angry." YooChun deadpanned.

ChangMin leaned forwards slowly. I knew it, under that angelic facade he's evil...and horny.

Mr. Affection raced back inside the classroom startling everyone. A second later in walked a dangerously attractive and ludicrously sexy man. "I know what you all are thinking...who is this sexy piece of man candy!"

Silence.

"1...2...3...4...5...6..." a dramatic pause, "Se7en!" He started clapping, and Se7en smiled.

"Actually my name is Dong-Wook, but all my homies call me Se7en, except for my BF TaeBin A.K.A. Danny who calls me Sevy!" He threw up the piece sign, then turned it down. YooChun raised his hand.

"Yes." Mr. Affection said with dangerous calm.

"Are you going to get to the part where any of this makes sense?"

"OF COURSE!" Mr. Affection pulled out the dildo, Se7en looked excited. Everyone with the exception of Junsu looked sick. "This lovely specimen of a man is going to stick this dildo up is ass, and while he is doing this I am going to explain the main points of sexual stimulation and release!" He sung twirling around in an elaborate circle.

"Oh. My. God." YunHo voiced. "Please tell me your kidding."

Mr. Affection smirked and then turned his gaze to Se7en. Who then proceeded to pull down his pants at the same time reaching for the dildo. Junsu leaned forwards in obvious anticipation.

"Chunnie..." He said breathlessly. YooChun pretended not to hear him.

"SEVY!" Came a angry voice from the doorway. Se7en froze.

"Danny?" He squeaked out.

ChangMin decided to use this moment to switch seats, a hot hand landed on his shoulder, and ChangMin stilled violently.

"You weren't thinking of moving now were you ChangMin?" Junsu asked his voice like sweet melancholy...

MEANWHILE~

TaeBin bodily removed Se7en from the classroom muttering about all the sexy ways he was going to make Se7en scream his name, snatching the dildo from Mr. Affection (who pouted cutely) in the process. It was a moment of stunned and horrified silence, and then Mr. Affection clapped his hands together.

"That of course didn't go as planned," he then pulled out a whip and a lease, and looked expectantly at the five men. "Who would like to try these babies out?"

Cue all four members with the exception of Junsu paling.

"Chunnie..." Junsu moaned, his fingernails scratching into the desk. YooChun once again pretended not to hear him. They were saved from further mortification by the ringing of the bell. YooChun jumped up like someone had set a fire under his ass and gripped Junsu's wrist.

"I've never made love in a locker before..." He said thoughtfully. Junsu jumped into his arms.

"TAKE ME!" He declared as YooChun swept him from the classroom.

JaeJoong turned and looked at ChangMin who looked like he had been turned to stone. "Minnie! What the hell-" JaeJoong felt lips on his neck as strong arms came and encircled his waist.

"Boo, I've never made love in a tree before..."

"..."

Smoke billowed behind them as they exited the class. Mr. Affection's eyes landed on ChangMin and he cracked the whip. "That just leaves me and you little Min."

ChangMin stood up. And promptly left.

Mr. Affection chuckled softly to himself, closed the door, snapped his fingers and disappeared in a wisp of purple smoke.

[Long update. I know. My first day of College was today, and I actually made it through it without losing my mind. Although I did get homework. >_>. Hope you all enjoy this chapter, and there will be a part two of this particular lesson which is going to be A LOT kinkier.]

Love of the Father, Love of the Son

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:22:10 GMT

Title - Love of the Father, Love of the Son
Length - I don't plan on this being too long, since I procrastinate like you wouldn't believe...
Rating - PG to (R)
Genre - Romance. Angst. Drama. Humor.
Summary - Sometimes it takes a kid to believe in you in order for you to believe in yourself.

Chapter Three - Maybe He Wants Me, Maybe I'm Crazy

YooChun sighed inwardly as he brought the two cups of steaming coffee over to the table that Junsu was seated at. He placed his cup down on the coaster and sat down busying himself by blowing over the top of the cup, and staring into the dark rich chocolate of the hot liquid. It was silent for a few moments as the two men sipped idly on their coffee and then Junsu looked across the table and at YooChun.

"So how long have you been working here?"

"Since I was a kid." YooChun answered his eyes lifting up to meet Junsu's. "Why do you always come in here, you look like the type of person who'd be in some sort of high class VIP restuarant or something." YooChun observed.

"Is that what you think?" Junsu asked his voice dipping low a few octaves as he gazed at the other man, he then sat his coffee down and stared at it instead. YooChun was surprised at the sudden change in astmosphere, but he couldn't deny that he was curious. He nervously tapped the side of his cup as he waited for Junsu to answer. "I saw you painting over the letters outside the shop a few weeks ago..." he trailed off slightly, as if trying to find the right words in which to answer the question. "...and when I saw you I realized that even though I didn't know you, I wanted to get to know you." He then shrugged smiling slightly as his eyes met YooChun's shocked brown ones. "If that makes any sense."

YooChun looked away, guessing that it kinda did. But then again just what was Junsu trying to say? Did he want to get to know him as a friend, or more as than a friend? YooChun wasn't picky when it came to falling in love, but he did know that he preffered men. Junsu picked up his coffee and even though it was still slightly hot he downed it all in one gulp. YooChun was seriously expecting the man to jump up and scream demanding YooChun go and fetch him some water.

Just thinking about that made YooChun laugh slightly and Junsu raised an eyebrow. He then smiled and stood up.

"You have a nice laugh."

Junsu looked away and towards the door. "I really have to go got an important client and whatever, but I'll maybe stop by tomorrow...if your here." He then gave YooChun a meaningful look.

"I'm always here." YooChun replied without thinking. Junsu left out of the Ramen shop the little bell tinkling behind him. YooChun kept staring off after him even though he had been gone for well over five minutes now. JaeJoong walked over and tapped his shoulder.

"Maybe he likes you." He said casually leaning over to wipe off the table and pick up Junsu's coffee cup. YooChun looked away from the door and at JaeJoong.

"Maybe he's crazy." He retorted.

"Maybe your in denial!" JaeJoong retorted back.

"Denial of what?"

"In denial of your feelings towards Junsu, duh." JaeJoong answered sticking out his tongue.

"I don't have any feelings for him." YooChun denied in a low voice. JaeJoong snorted and walked off, YooChun sighed and slouched back in his seat. Junsu was cute, really cute, on the verge of being hot even-and it really seemed like the younger man was looking for something more when it came to YooChun, like he wasn't just looking for friendship, but a boyfriend. It was the way in which the younger man always asked for him, specifically him, and made sure that YooChun always sat with him when he did.

It was in the way he would gaze at YooChun like he was trying to figure him out, the way he would laugh whenever YooChun said something even though YooChun hadn't meant for it to be funny. It was the way he always threw him a casual compliment before he left, and always asked if YooChun would be there whenever he decided to drop back in. And YooChun realized that he liked that, he liked that a lot.

Maybe I do like him. YooChun smiled to himself and then got up to go assist JaeJoong in washing the dishes.

JaeJoong rubbed the back of his neck as he leaned against the counter. YooChun was busy counting the days money.

"I swear your dad's a slavedriver!" JaeJoong moaned as he laid his head up flat against the countertop.

YooChun chuckled. "You get use to it."

"Whatever. I better go out to the bus stop, I have to go pick up JaeSoong."

YooChun looked up. "When are you getting a car?" He asked while he opened up the cash resgister.

"Next month most likely, I'll have enough money for it by then-I was going to drive me and JaeSoong around all day once I finally get it!" JaeJoong answered smiling happily to himself as he envisioned the car in his mind.

"Hey! What about me? and we can even go and pick up my cute little nephew YooWan!" JaeJoong blanched. "I don't think him and JaeSoong have ever met, YooWan's a little older than him."

"The little monster kept accusing me of impersonating a man the last time I saw the little terror-" JaeJoong recalled absolute annoyance written across his face. YooChun burst into hysterical laughter.

"I remember that! He tried to rip your shirt off to see if you were hiding chest!, oh man, good times..."

JaeJoong rolled his eyes. The door to the Ramen shop opened and both men turned to see who had entered this time. YooChun's smile was fit to burst when he recognized the man at the door, JaeJoong thought his heart would burst out of his chest.

"YunHo?" He said wondering if he was seeing things.

YunHo recognized him and smiled. He had previsously been looking around the shop with a look of mild disgust on his face. "Jae, are you ready I came to pick you up."

What? JaeJoong thought as he stared in bewilderment at the other man. And when did I give him permission to shorten my name? JaeJoong frowned slightly as YunHo stopped infront of him. He wondered just what was this guy playing at and what made him think he could just come up and here and pick him up calling him Jae, like they were friends or something.

"A friend of yours Joongie-ah?" YooChun asked innocently, ignoring the look of death he recieved from said Joongie-ah.

"No!" He then turned to Yunho. "What are you doing here?"

"I thought I said it because I came in here to pick you up." YunHo repeated displeasure evident in his voice.

"I don't need you to come in here in pick me up!" JaeJoong walked pass him. "See you tomorrow YooChun!" JaeJoong pushed the door open and stepped outside walking in the direction towards the bus stop. Fingers around his wrist stopped him, YunHo whirled JaeJoong around his eyes blazing.

"Don't you ever walk away from me like that!" He yelled gripping JaeJoong's wrist, a pained expression swept across JaeJoong's face.

"You're hurting me..." He said trying to pull his wrist free.

"I'll hurt you even more if you don't get in that car, our kids are out of school we should go pick them up." YunHo let go of JaeJoong's wrist and pushed him towards the car. JaeJoong's heart was hammering painfully against his ribcage. Too scared to argue JaeJoong walked towards YunHo's car and got in.

YunHo got in soon after him and started up the car. JaeJoong sideglanced at him fearfully, and then quickly adverted his gaze when YunHo looked over at him.

"I'm sorry I sorta lost my temper."

JaeJoong looked down at his wrist which had a stinging red ring around it. He slowly nodded his head.

"It's okay, can we just go."

"Of course-" He paused. "I really am sorry, I just..." YunHo shook his head and pressed down on the gas. JaeJoong turned his head and stared out the window wondering with dread in his heart just what his encounter with YunHo this morning had gotten him into.

[I am officially through with school! YES! Although I do start College June 11. However I plan to update this more frequently since I'll be out of school for the next couple of days.]

Love of the Father, Love of the Son

Sat, 19 May 2007 17:43:47 GMT

Title - Love of the Father, Love of the Son
Length - I don't plan on this being too long, since I procrastinate like you wouldn't believe...
Rating - PG to (R)
Genre - Romance. Angst. Drama. Humor.
Summary - Sometimes it takes a kid to believe in you in order for you to believe in yourself

Chapter two - Never Alone

"So, Jung YunHo of the nearly billion dollar Jung Incorporated gave you a ride to my fathers Ramen Shop." YooChun surmised, his arms folded over his chest and a bemused expression on his face.

"Yes." JaeJoong said, taking the towel that was wrapped around YooChun's neck and going over to the tables so that he could start wiping them off. He smiled at an elderly woman who was blowing on her ramen so that it wouldn't burn the roof of her mouth and tongue when she decided to delve into it.

YooChun was following right behind him.

"His son goes to Hwaiting Elementary School?"

"I already told you that, that's where I met him. I was at the bus stop, waiting to catch the bus to work like I usually do-he drove up, and practically demanded I get in the car. Without much of a choice I got in, and I'm here at work, on time-with you asking me questions about why I'm here, at work, on time." JaeJoong explained a small smile tweaking at the corners of his mouth.

"You think he likes you?" YooChun asked.

"Don't be ridiculous!" JaeJoong exclaimed.

"What's wrong with you?"

"I'm poor! He was just showing an act of kindness!"

YooChun rolled his eyes. "So I'm guessing out of all the poor people in Seoul he chose you, Jae your freakin' beautiful, he'd have to be crazy not to want you."

"I just met him, well face to face anyways. Plus our sons go to the same school, and I'm a man regardless of how beautiful you claim-" snort. "I am. It was just a one time thing, let's just move on, and do our job-you're on your dad's payroll too ya' know."

"Dammnit. I forgot about that!"

The two long time friends shared a smile, and JaeJoong turned back around to clean the table. The door to the modest little Ramen Shop opened aand a man walked in, but not just any man, Jung YunHo’s secondhand man, and best-friend Kim Junsu walked in-looking every bit of like the rich man he was, from his head down to his toes. He glanced down at the expensive watch on his wrist, and deduced that he had enough time for at least a cup of coffee.

YooChun let out a soft sigh. JaeJoong looked up, and noticed Junsu in the shop-he looked over at YooChun a grin splitting his face.

"Speaking of rich men, it's your secret lover-Junsu."

"He's not my lover! It's not my fault he doesn't want to be served by anyone but me and has enough money to practically buy me if he wanted too..."

"YooChun! Customer!" His dad called, a grin on his face. YooChun glared at him, (even his dad was in on the 'secret lovers' joke) and walked to the front, he put on a pleasant smile and bowed to Junsu.

"Mr. Kim, what a pleasure it is to see you again-what would you like?" YooChun asked, his voice full of sparkles and sunshine. Junsu did not look amused.

"First off I would like you to start calling me Junsu, I come here often enough to be referred by you as such. Second I would like some coffee, one for me and one for you-third I like you to sit with me," he glanced at his watch-"and do make it quick, I am a busy man."

"Of course Junsu, right away." He turned away and met JaeJoong's eyes, he then crossed his own, and JaeJoong covered his mouth and giggled. Junsu sent him a sharp look, JaeJoong ee'ped and turned away. YooChun disappeared into the back. Junsu walked over to sit at his usual table, so that he could make sure that JaeJoong received the brunt of his intense mega glare of death.

JaeJoong sighed. Junsu smirked.

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JaeSoong jumped when he heard the bell ring. He had never attended school before so he really didn't know why everyone had suddenly jumped up, gathering their things and hurrying out the classroom. He sat there in confusion, until a hand tapped his shoulder-he turned and stared into the cool brown eyes of Jung YunHan.

"Class is over." He said as he started putting away JaeSoong's materials for him, JaeSoong watched him.
"What's your next class?" He asked without looking up.
JaeSoong grabbed up his schedule that the teacher had passed out to them, and realized that he really had no idea what his next class was.

YunHan seemed to catch on, he let out a small sound of annoyance and took the schedule from JaeSoong, he looked over it.

"Your next class is gym, mine's is also...we practically have every class together, which is a good thing."

"Why is that a good thing?" JaeSoong asked in a small voice, moving some of his fringe back and out of his eyes.

"Because I'll be able to help you out, it's obvious you've never been in school before."

JaeSoong looked down. "I don't want to be a burden, you really don't have to watch out for me YunHan." JaeSoong said meekly, feeling hopeless. YunHan rolled his eyes, and picked up JaeSoong's stuff motioning for the smaller boy to follow him out of the classroom. JaeSoong followed having to rush to keep up with YunHan's sure strides. They made it to gym area, and JaeSoong's eyes widened as he took in the huge area of hardwood floor, and the shiny benches lined up against the walls.

"It's really big." JaeSoong said in awe. YunHan snorted and reached over taking JaeSoong's elbow and steering him towards the lockerooms. JaeSoong hesitated, there were other boys inside, other shirtless boys inside. JaeSoong blushed and turned away when a nameless boy actually pulled his shorts down.

"Ah, YunHan maybe we should wait until they are through."

YunHan ignored the smaller boy and pulled him farther inside, and over towards where his locker was. "You can share lockers with me, do you have gym clothes?" He asked. JaeSoong shook his head, not really understanding what the boy was talking about. He needed clothes for this class?

"I'll buy you some then." He said placing his back pack on the bench, and opening up the zipper to place JaeSoong's things inside of it.

"You don't-I can ask my dad to buy me some!" JaeSoong was slowly starting to think that YunHan was crazy. It was ridiculous for one person to want to do practically everything for another person and he was starting to feel bad. He didn't want YunHan to have to do all these things for him, or have to follow him around to make sure he didn't get lost or into trouble.

"I don't mind." He responded shrugging his shoulders. He then made to pull off his shirt, JaeSoong meeped and made to walk out a hot blush stretching across his cheeks. YunHan's hand landed on his shoulder.

"Where are you going?"

"I was going to let you change, you don't really need me for that." JaeSoong laughed nervously, YunHan sure was weird.

"You don't have to watch, you can stay turned just like that-it wont take me long to get changed." JaeSoong nodded and turned his back on YunHan. When the older boy finished, he tapped JaeSoong's shoulder.

"We can head out-"

"YunHan! Finally caught up with you!"

Another boy joined them, he winked at YunHan for no apparent reason before his eyes settled onto JaeSoong.

"Who's he?"

"JaeSoong. He's new, so I'm helping him get adjusted-he's cool." YunHan explained lazily. "No time to talk YooWan we really need to head out, you know how coach Lin hates when I'm late because of you."

YooWan stuck out his tongue, and then grinned.

"Let's go then."

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YooWan seemed to be incapable of sitting still.

He was seated next to JaeSoong, who was sitting Indian style on the gym floor his head resting in his palm, his huge dark eyes scanning the other students in the gym. A group of girls were huddled up and giggling, JaeSoong noticed that they kept pointing at YunHan who was playing basketball with some of the other male students.

YooWan poked his shoulder.

"So what's your last name?"

"Kim." JaeSoong answered without taking his eyes off of the giggling girls who seemed to be conspiring amongst one another.

"So you by any chance know my uncle?"

JaeSoong turned to focus his attention on YooWan.

"Uncle?"

"Yeah-he's only the greatest uncle ever! His names Park YooChun his father owns Park Ramen Shop, only the most bestest place to go to for all your ramen needs-he's best-friends with a Kim, um-I think his name is JaeJoong-kinda like your name!" He rambled throwing a casual arm around JaeSoong's shoulder.

(YunHan catching sight of YooWan with his arm around JaeSoong's shoulder, dropped the basketball-resulting in him getting scolded by coach Lin.)

JaeSoongs face brightened at the mention of his mother's name. "That's my Um-I mean my appa." He said correcting himself. YooWan practically beamed.

"Aw COOL! That means we can be the best of buds!"

JaeSoong smiled. The guy was random, but JaeSoong could tell his had a genuine heart. He nodded his head.

I guess umma and that teacher was right, having friends does make you a lot less lonely.

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Sorry about the long update. My graduation is fast approaching and I've been seriously busy with a lot of school related things-so I haven't really had the time to sit down and write anything.

I introduced Junsu in this, as well as YooChun and his little nephew YooWan-

Hope no one forgot about this story. YunHo will make another appearance in the next chapter, as well as more narrative with the Mini-dong bangs.

Note : I don't plan on there being a romantic relationship between YunHan and JaeSoong-so with that said I'm not too sure on what I plan on them being...

Love of the Father, Love of the Son

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 15:57:24 GMT

New fic. All right I got this idea from all the posts of the Mini-Dong Bang which is just killing me-this story will be mostly JaeHo of course, with some YooSu loving on the side, and ChangTa-'cause every time I read Soloscry's version of ChangTa it just makes me fall in love with the coupling even more.

Title - Love of the Father, Love of the Son
Length - I don't plan on this being too long, since I procrastinate like you wouldn't believe...
Rating - PG to (R)
Genre - Romance. Angst. Drama. Humor.
Summary - Sometimes it takes a kid to believe in you in order for you to believe in yourself

Note : The boys sons in this story will resemble the cuties of mini Dong Bang from the episode of Star Watch, so I’m sorry for all of you who love the original YooChun or Junsu or ChangMin-but I wrote this with them in mind, but don't worry they will make there own appearances, as for the names if anyone knows there names please tell me, because I have no idea what Mini Dong Bang names are-but for this all names are made up thanks to this lovely thing called Poetic License!

Chapter One - Start of Today, Start of Tomorrow

JaeSoong clung to the pants leg of his fathers slack pants, and pressed his face into his thigh. JaeJoong looked down at his son, and let out a small sigh. His son would be starting his first day of first grade, and JaeJoong had been previously going to home school his son, since he couldn't possibly afford to send him to a school that would give him the top notch education. But his good friend ChangMin had offered to pay to send his son to Hwaiting Elementary School, which was one of the best elementary schools in Seoul-if not the best. ChangMin had told him he didn't have to pay him back, but of course JaeJoong was hearing none of that.

He ran his fingers through his sons long black hair, and gently pried him from his leg.

"JaeSoong this is a great school, I promise you you'll fit in just fine"

"I want to stay with you umma!" He shouted, tilting his head up to stare at his father who was giving him a soft smile, blushing slightly at the attention he was getting from passersby who had heard his son call him 'mom'. JaeJoong knew that it was going to be difficult to convince his son to actually go inside the building, so that ChangMin's money didn't go to waste. But then again JaeSoong has always been a momma's boy, JaeJoong had no one but himself to blame for keeping JaeSoong so close to him. JaeJoong looked down at his watch, he had some time to spare.

"How about I go in there with you, huh? Will you go then?" He asked flicking JaeSoong's nose.

"Will you stay with me?" JaeSoong asked reaching for JaeJoong's hand, as he turned to look at the huge looming school building. JaeJoong closed his eyes and counted to five. Then looked back down at his son.

"Let's go inside, yes?"

JaeJoong pulled JaeSoong closer to him, to prevent him from being trampled by a mob of little kids, who thought that it would be a good idea to play tag in the narrow hallways of the school building. JaeSoong turned and watched the kids run down the hallway eyes wide and curious, his grip loosening a little from JaeJoong's hold, as if he wanted to run off after the kids. JaeJoong smiled slightly, yet sadly, and then turned to look up at the room number. Him and JaeSoong had managed to find JaeSoong's classroom without injury-which was a plus, since JaeSoong had a knack for tripping over nothing. JaeJoong knocked on the door, and noticed that the voices inside had abruptly stopped.

Peering his head inside the door, with JaeSoong gripping his leg and peering along with them, they meet six pairs of eyes. Two belonging to the sweet faced teacher, two belonging to a boy who looked to be JaeSoong's age only a little (lot) taller than him, and the last two belonging to...a small sound escaped JaeJoong's mouth. It was Jung YunHo, only the fourth richest man in Korea-this school had to be brilliant, for him to be having his son attend it! The teacher smiled gently and stood up, JaeJoong noticed that both YunHo and his son were staring at him and JaeSoong. But he couldn't blame them, they looked pretty suspicious.

"Hello, did you come to enroll your son into my class?" She asked, eyes leaving JaeJoong's to look into JaeSoong's eyes, who pressed his face even further into JaeJoong's thigh. JaeJoong bowed, and then placed one hand on JaeSoong's head, and the other he outstretched to the woman.

"Yes. I'm his father Kim JaeJoong, this is my son Kim JaeSoong-he's ah...a little nervous, this will be his first time attending an actual school" JaeJoong tried to explain, giving JaeSoong a fond look, who was staring up at the female teacher. She leaned down and tapped his nose cutely.

"Aren't you adorable? You don't have to be afraid, everyone gets along fine here, you'll fit right in, and your so cute-you'll make a whole bunch of friends in no time!"

JaeSoong stared impassively at the lady, but at the word friend, he smiled up at her and then looked up at JaeJoong who was nodding his head. The teacher reached out her hand, and JaeSoong hesitantly took it, she lead him further into the classroom.

"My name is Ms. Min, and this here is Jung YunHan, he'll be one of your classmates" said YunHan just stared at JaeSoong, who stared back, but then turned and looked back towards JaeJoong, who was looking like he was having second thoughts. YunHo then cleared his throat.

"Introduce yourself YunHan" he said, his voice firm. YunHan nodded his head, and took a step towards JaeSoong, and extended his hand.

"My name is Jung YunHan" he introduced, bowing his head slightly. JaeSoong stared at him for a second, blinking. JaeJoong coughed softly, and JaeSoong broke free from his trance, and took his hand, shaking it slightly before letting go.

"My name is JaeSoong!" He said back, smiling slightly. YunHan just looked at him, then looked towards his father who was looking at JaeJoong. YunHo then stood up, and placed a hand on YunHan's shoulder.

"Look out for him okay, and be good."

JaeJoong's eyes widened slightly. Ms. Min even looked surprised. YunHan nodded giving his father a small smile. YunHo leaned forwards and kissed his sons forehead, before turning to the teacher who blushed slightly.

"I'll be back to pick him up at the end of the day" he bowed to her, and she bowed back, he walked pass, his steps strong and sure. JaeJoong watched him, pushing himself slightly off the door.

"Ah, thank-you!" YunHo looked at him, pausing beside him at the door. He nodded his head and left out the classroom. JaeJoong then turned to JaeSoong, who seemed to be watching YunHan has he got out his materials. JaeJoong smiled, and then walked over pulling his spacey son into a hug-

"You be good okay, I'll be back to get you when school is over" He kissed JaeSoongs head, and JaeSoong hugged him back, eyes watering slightly.

"I don't want you to go umma!" JaeSoong said. JaeJoong blushed again. Ms. Min giggled. YunHan was just watching the transaction. JaeJoong pulled back, eyes also looking watery, JaeSoong had always been right beside him no matter where he went, it would be strange to look down and not see him there, even if the separation was only a few hours.

"You can come sit by me, will that make you feel better?" Came the voice of YunHan, he was pointing towards the chair next to him. JaeSoong looked from the chair and then at JaeJoong, who nodded his head. JaeSoong then kissed JaeJoong's nose, and walked over to the chair that YunHan had pulled out for him and sat down. Satisfied JaeJoong turned to the teacher who had been watching the two with a small smile on her face. He nodded to her, and she nodded back-with one last glance at his son, who was watching YunHan had he started separating his materials and giving half to JaeSoong, who clearly only had a notebook and a pencil. He took his leave

Checking his watch, JaeJoong made his way swiftly but elegantly to the bus stop. He had been saving up for forever to get a car, so that him and JaeSoong would no longer have to rely on public transportation. He was almost there. He checked to make sure he had the right amount of bus fair, and then sat down. He pulled out a book, a romance novel, giggled for no reason at all, and then started to read as he waited.

A couple of minutes later, JaeJoong heard a horn honk, and looked up, to see the most sleekest black (JaeJoong knew absolutely nothing about cars) car he had ever seen. He could even see his reflection reflected back at him through the passengers side door. The drivers side door opened, and Jung YunHo stepped out. JaeJoong moaned inwardly, the last place he's want someone as important and rich as YunHo seeing him, it was at the bus stop waiting for the bus.

"What are you doing at the bus stop?" He asked.

JaeJoong thought that would be obvious. "I'm waiting for the bus..." JaeJoong answered blushing slightly, in embarrassment.

"Get in" YunHo said simply. JaeJoong sat up slightly. YunHo's bored look grew slightly irritated when JaeJoong made no mood to get up, but instead stared at him like a gaping fish. "I said get in, don't make me repeat myself" He got back into his car, and JaeJoong not wanting to get on the bad side of the fourth most richest man in South Korea quickly got up, and got into the car. It was like stepping into a whole nother world, the inside had to be even more extravagant then the outside-but then again YunHo was filthy rich, so he should expect no less.

YunHo glanced over at JaeJoong, an amused smile flitting across his face when he noticed the awed look on JaeJoong's beautiful face. It had surprised him when he saw the beauty walk into the classroom, at first thinking the dark haired man was a woman, but a quick once over confirmed that he wasn't. YunHo couldn't stop staring at him after that confirmation, the man was so beautiful that it just startled him that he was a man, and it continued to startle him after he had left out the classroom. He had waited for the man to finish saying good bye to his son, and then watched him as he walked out the school, expecting him to go towards his car, but was even further more shocked when the man went towards the bus stop.

So here he was giving the man a ride.

"Where you headed?"

"To work" JaeJoong answered, his hands folded demurely in his lap. YunHo cocked a brow, this guy had a lot of feminine traits, no wonder one would at first mistake him as such.

"Where do you work?"

"At a Ramen Shop"

"A Ramen Shop?" YunHo asked, looking incredulous. JaeJoong blushed and looked away.

"The Park Ramen Shop, I work there...I like it."

YunHo scoffed. "I'll drop you off"

"You don't have to Mr. Jung-I mean I’m sure you have more important things to do" JaeJoong objected, wondering why YunHo was even bothering with him.

"The most important thing to me is my son, and since he's in school at the moment-I guess that rules that assumption out" He turned and smiled at JaeJoong who was giving him another 'fish out of water' stare. He then realized what he was doing and turned away blushing furiously. He didn't expect someone as rich as YunHo to say that, especially since people like him, usually only cared about their jobs, and the money that they received from said jobs.

"JaeSoong's the most important thing in my life as well-I don't know how I'd live without him" JaeJoong admitted mostly to himself, YunHo glanced in his direction. And then came to a stop outside of 'Park Ramen'.

"Here you go, hope you have a nice day at work JaeJoong"

JaeJoong blushed, and then bowed like it was going out of style. YunHo thought it was a rather dorky move, but cute none the less. "Thank you so much, you really didn't have too-I'm sorry you did anyway, but thanks anyways-I'm earlier than I've ever been!" JaeJoong opened the door after three failed attempts, and then turned back to YunHo blushing even harder and bowing even more ridiculously than before.

"Thank you Mr. Jung!-" JaeJoong was about to close the door, but YunHo called his name, JaeJoong leaned back down, some of his dark hair falling into his eyes. YunHo's mouth dried slightly as he stared at the other man.

"Call me YunHo" JaeJoong blinked and then smiled, he covered his mouth to hide the smile, feeling oddly shy for some reason. JaeJoong closed the door, and watched as YunHo's nice car sped down the street, and he kept on watching it even after he could no longer see it.

I love Mini Dong Bang, especially Mini Jae! All right, I'm trying to figure out how to put the other three members and there Mini counterparts into the story, especially since I intended to have Junsu be stupid rich just like YunHo, and of course Park Ramen is owned by our lovely YooChun -claps- and ChangMin is a Science Professor at Tokyo University which is where he will meet Keita.

Hope you all enjoy the first chapter!

SEX ED (DBSK STYLE) PART II~

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:13:10 GMT

Title- SEX ED (DBSK STYLE)
Length- One-shot {maybe}
Rating- R
Pairing- JaeHo, YooSu
Genre- Humor, crack

Summary- Who new Sexual Education class could be USEFUL. (SOLOSCRY came up with the plot bunny, and which I thought was a really hilarious premise. I'm not so good with humor, but I hope I make a few of you laugh when this is all over!)

Part Two

YooChun took the wrapper off the sucker and stuck it into his mouth, slurping on it messily. He was headed to his locker, to get Junsu's notes out (that he cheated off of in first hour) and give them back to his boyfriend, who had nearly made him deaf when he scolded him for leaving the notes in his locker, when he knew Junsu would need them for his next class. YooChun unlocked his lock, but paused quite suddenly, when something that smelled like lavender perfume wafted through the air.

"I suddenly want to follow this smell and see where it leads me" he watched a trail of purple misty smoke dance through the air, leading down the stairs to where the 100 classes were held. He made a move as if to follow the smoke, when his cell phone went off. He groaned when he realized it was Junsu.

"Yes, my little dolphin?"

"WHERE ARE MY NOTES CHUNNIE THE TEST IS ABOUT TO START I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT TO BRING THEM TOO ME, YOU KNOW I HAVE THAT CLASS RIGHT AFTER YOU!"

"I forgot! I told you I was sorry!"

"JUNSU!"

Junsu let out a dolphin like squeak, and quickly hung the phone up in YooChun's face. YooChun miffed, then turned to his locker. Why was he at his locker again, when he should be in class? He shrugged his shoulders, locking his locker back up-he skipped off to class.

The teacher settled her gaze on JaeJoong, who was really wishing she hadn't. He had came back to the school the day after the dreaded Sexual Education Course to find that someone had stuffed a box of condoms in his desk. JaeJoong had been mortified beyond belief. And it was all this teachers fault, for putting his personal business out like that for the whole class to hear. Then again...those condoms had come in handy-who knew YunHo could be so horny. That Sexual Education Class had improved their sex life-tremendously.

"JaeJoong" she started, her ruby red lips stretching into a wide smile across her face, making her look like some sort of corrupted clown. "What is today?" She asked.

"Er. Tuesday." JaeJoong answered.

"Correct. That course is a semester class, why aren't you there instead of here?"

It sounded like she was trying to get rid of him! The nerve of this clown faced teacher.

"What?" JaeJoong yelled standing up disrupting his chair. The class burst into giggles behind him. "I didn't even sign up for that class, why do I HAVE to go! Isn't it optional?"

"JaeJoong" she said once again.

"Damn teacher..." JaeJoong mumbled under his breath, as he made his way to YunHo's class. YunHo had just walked out, the most confused look on his face. He spotted JaeJoong who was about to run into the open door of the class next to his, and walked over to him.

"What are you doing out of class?"

"That teacher hates me! She's MAKING me go to that stupid Sexual Education class, how can you MAKE someone go to an optional class, it doesn't make any sense!" JaeJoong's eyes started to tear up, and YunHo pulled him into his embrace. "It's so unfair Yunnie! It's because we're in love isn't it, they're trying to come between our love!"

"Um. I doubt that's it boo, come on we should really get to the class before they catch us out in the hallway"

"BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO-YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"

"Boo." YunHo said his voice dropping a few octaves, turning JaeJoong into immediate mush.

"Yes, Yunnie-ah?"

"We have to go to the class okay, you'll go if I go right?" he said gently stroking JaeJoong's cheek. JaeJoong leaned into his touch.

"Of course Yunnie-I'll go anywhere you go"

"That's what I like to hear" he said before literally stealing the breath from JaeJoong's mouth, and dragging him down towards room 102 while still maintaining the lip lock.

-I'm not going!- ChangMin told himself firmly. His cross had mysteriously disappeared, and he knew he wouldn't be able to survive being around Junsu without it. Mr. Specks fixed his HUGE eyes on ChangMin, startling the poor guy.

"ChangMin you wont be attending your Sex Ed course today? It's Tuesday." He asked. ChangMin shook his head. Mr. Specks shrugged, as he turned to finish explaining the lesson, there was a sudden knock at his door.

"Junsu?" Questioned Mr. Specks.

-OH-NO!- ChangMin ducked his head, trying to hide, maybe Junsu would think he had already left, and would walk off.

"I don't see him Su-he's probably already in the class," came YooChun's bored voice, as he slouched against the doorframe. ChangMin wanted to kiss YooChun, but was too afraid Junsu would do horrible things to his body if he did.

"ChangMin!" Junsu shouted happily.

-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!- ChangMin moaned pathetically to himself, as Junsu waltzed into the classroom towards him.

"CHANGMIN! Look at you you're shivering!" JaeJoong ran over to ChangMin, who looked like he was suffering from the flu. "I'm taking you back to class right now, this class cannot be healthy for you-my poor Minnie-ah come to umma, I'll protect you!"

The door burst open, and slammed into the wall nearly cracking the plaster. Wait. Some of it did crack. The five boys stood staring at the room, as a strange light seemed to be emitting from it. "Hide behind me ChangMin!" JaeJoong ordered, in which ChangMin had no problem obeying.

"What's going on?" YunHo asked, walking slowly towards the door. Suddenly a long black leather whip flew out from inside the room, wrapping itself around both of YunHo's wrists. There was a moment of stunned silence from all parties...

"AAH!" YunHo screamed, as he was pulled inside the classroom. The four boys stood wide eyed. YooChun's entire body started to shake.

"YUNNIE!" JaeJoong cried, running into the classroom unintentionally dragging a protesting ChangMin in with him. Junsu cocked his head to the side looking curious.

"Chunnie, let's go inside" Junsu said and started towards the classroom, YooChun's eyes widened. Did his boyfriend not just see that whip, there was no way he was stepping foot inside that classro-

Another whip shot out, wrapping itself around YooChun's waist. "AAH! SU SAVE ME!" YooChun cried as he was pulled quite forcefully into the classroom, Junsu just followed him inside with a smile.

Mr. Affection wrote his name back on the board. He was dressed like he was on some sort of tropical vacation. He wore some colorful shorts, with a skin tight black short sleeved shirt, that read- 'OVER THE RAINBOW' in every color of the rainbow, and some brown toe out sandals-his hair was tied back in a stylish pony-tail, and he was holding a man purse.

YunHo and YooChun were shaking like leaves in the wind. JaeJoong had his arms around YunHo's shoulders and was kissing his face and cooing in his ear trying to calm his beloved down. Junsu was holding YooChun's shaking hand, rubbing his fingers with his own in a soothing gesture.

"I'm so super glad to see the five of you gorgeous looking guys back for the second week of Sexual Education!" he clapped his hands jovially.

Junsu stood up.

"Are you gay?"

"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded.

"No. What would give you that idea?"

Silence.

Junsu sat back down. YooChun and YunHo had mysteriously stopped shaking, and were looking quite normal. Well YooChun had a happy grin on his face, and YunHo was brooding, while at the same time trying to get a blushing JaeJoong to sit on his lap. ChangMin of course was trying to make himself as inconspicuous as possible-but he was so hungry! He took out a bag of chips, and started to eat them at a rapid pace.

"TODAY!" boomed Mr. Affection, "WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE MATING RITUALS OF ANIMALS!"

"Hey! Wait! What the hell does that have to do with anything?" YunHo yelled.

Mr. Affection turned and fixed YunHo with a cold stare. "And why is that?" He asked, his voice dripping with acid.

"Er. What?" YunHo said, feeling the flames of fury licking at his sides. Mr. Affection smiled and winked at YunHo, complete with little hearts and peace signs.

"I'll be right back my little lovelies..." his voice then darkened dramatically, and he pulled a whip out of nowhere, the same whip he used to pull in YunHo and YooChun. Much shivering commenced from said two. And cracked it threateningly. "...if any of you decide to leave while I'm out, I will hunt you down and do disgusting inhumane things to your body..." he walked out the classroom humming 'Love is Forever' by Tommy February6.

"HE'S CRAZY!" YunHo raged. JaeJoong stood up and started massaging YunHo's shoulders. "Where the hell do they get off hiring someone like that-it defies all meaning!" He continued to complain. "A little higher Jae..."

ChangMin got up to throw away his chip bag.

"ChangMin why don't you come and sit by me" Junsu asked his voice like a melodic choir. -Damn it! I knew it was only a matter of time before he noticed me, I should've just stayed in my seat...but the thought of littering just destroys me, we should preserve the planet not...wait a minute, I believe I got a little bit off track-IT'S BECAUSE OF JUNSU. Everyone thinks he's an angel but I KNOW BETTER! I KNOW!-

"Heh, its fine REALLY. I'm sitting next to hyung!"

ChangMin raced back over and sat down in the seat next to JaeJoong, who was at the moment trying to prevent YunHo from molesting him.

"Yunnie-stop!"

"Aw Jae...you know you like it..."

-My purity!- ChangMin thought, as he saw it flying away from him, waving and blowing him kisses.

"It's okay Minnie-ah, me and YooChun can come and sit next to you" he took YooChun's hand, and they walked over. ChangMin felt himself break out in as cold sweat, as Junsu took the seat behind him. ChangMin felt his bladder swell.

-I think I'm going to piss on myself-

Mr. Affection skipped back into the room, and threw lollipops into the air. Each landed on the respective person desks. "Okay, my little hotties! On your desk you will see a delicious lollipop-when I point to you I want you to tell me the animal that is displayed on the front of the wrapper-can you do it! Can you do it! Of course you can!"

Silence.

Mr. Affection pointed to ChangMin. "A deer????" He answered.

He pointed to Junsu. "A cute wittle sheep!" Mr. Affection swooned at Junsu's angelic-ness, and pointed to YooChun.

"A rabbit?????????????" He answered, cocking a brow.

He pointed to YunHo. "A tiger" He answered, sounding a little smug. Mr. Affection then pointed to JaeJoong, who was a little miffed at being skipped over.

"A lion!" He sulked.

"Hey! How come you get to be the lion?" YunHo roared.

"I'm older." JaeJoong responded ending the debate.

"ALL RIGHT!" Mr. Affection chirped, as he bent over and pulled some outfits out of the bag and tossed them to there respective owners.

"Is this a rabbit costume?" YooChun asked, holding it between his finger and thumb like it was carrying some sort of disease.

"Actually its a bunny! You'll look so adorable in it, I promise!" YooChun really didn't know how to feel after hearing that. "Now go and get dressed, and remember" they heard a whip crack from somewhere. "If you don't come back..."

YunHo stood in front of the classroom with YooChun and ChangMin. Junsu and JaeJoong sat next to each other. JaeJoong looking adorably surly, and Junsu was looking like a kid in a candy store.

"Chunnie you look soooooooo cute, I just want to huggle and pet you all day!" Junsu gushed. YooChun blushed scarlet at the innuendo.

-I knew it!- ChangMin thought from his spot on the right side of YunHo. -Junsu's no angel, he's evil! And I'll prove it, I'LL PROVE IT!- ChangMin started laughing ominously too himself. YunHo gave him a weird look, and edged a little bit away from him. Son or not, he really thought JaeJoong influenced him too much.

"Now my little pets!" Mr. Affection patted the top of JaeJoong and Junsu's heads. JaeJoong PURRED. And Junsu BAA'D. YooChun and YunHo's jaws both clenched in unison at seeing this man TOUCH their boyfriends. He looked at YooChun. "Act like a bunny!"

YooChun just stared at him. How the hell was he suppose to act like a damn bunny. "Aww Chunnie act like a bunny!" Junsu said clapping his hands. YooChun sighed inwardly, and kneeled down on his haunches, twitching his nose. Junsu cooed.

"OH MY GOODNESS Chunnie-ah, your so adorable I want to do things to you!" Junsu exclaimed, cheeks reddening.

Silence.

Mr. Affection looked at YunHo, who took a step back.

"Act like a tiger!"

As if on cue. "Aw Yunnie-love, that would be the sexiest thing ever, do it for me!" JaeJoong said, clapping his hands together.

YunHo's eyebrows shot straight into his hairline. But he did get down on all four and like roared. JaeJoong let out a sensual moan, that made YunHo instantly hard.

"That made me so hot Yunnie-I just want to take off all my clothes!"

-WHAT THE HELL!?!?!- thought ChangMin.

"Me too" Junsu moaned, tugging at his sheep shirt. JaeJoong pulled the straps of his lion costume down over his shoulders. YunHo and YooChun's eyes were riveted to there boyfriend forms. And as if someone had shot off a gun, they pounced.

-OH MY GOD! MY INNOCENCE IS COMPLETLY DESTROYED!- ChangMin thought covering his tortured eyes. He felt warm breath on his ear, shaking he opened his eyes to see Mr. Affection, giving him a sexy smile.

"Act like a deer" he said in a sultry voice, flicking his tongue along the outer edge of ChangMin's ear.

-Dear God NO!-

At that moment the bell rung, and ChangMin shot out the classroom like a bat out of hell. YunHo and YooChun picked their boyfriend up, and threw them over there shoulders marching them out of the classroom, so they could do naughty sexual things to there bodies.

Mr. Affection walked towards the board and erased what he had written with the blackboard eraser. After closing the door of course.

He then turned to look over the empty classroom.

"Class dismissed" he whispered disappearing into a cloud of purple smoke.

"For today at least," this was followed by a hummed version of 'Love is Forever' by Tommy February6...

[Phew. Hope you all enjoyed Part II, will there be a part III, most likely. I'm seriously falling in love with Mr. Affection, he's a total spazz-he's so freakin' random!]

[this is for Soloscry, and all of you who reviewed-thank you so much, your really awesome!]

SEX ED (DBSK STYLE)

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 13:55:10 GMT

Title- SEX ED (DBSK STYLE)
Length- One-shot {maybe}
Rating- R
Pairing- JaeHo, YooSu
Genre- Humor, crack

Summary- Who new Sexual Education class could be USEFUL (SOLOSCRY came up with plot bunny, and which I thought was a really hilarious premise. I'm not so good with humor, but I hope I make a few of you laugh when this is all over!)

Part One

JaeJoong stared at the door, room 102 and spent five minutes (literally five minutes) debating on whether or not he actually wanted to go inside. The principal had said that the Sexual Education class was optional, so he didn't really have to be here. In fact! He didn't even want to be here, someone had written his name on that piece of paper (he swore it had been YooChun who had did it, because after the assembly he wouldn't stop GRINNING at him!) and in the middle of a TEST for crying out loud, she had called his name and told him he was to go to room 102 for the Sexual Education course.

JaeJoong had never felt so embarrassed in his life, the whole class had laughed at him. He'd never get over this, he'd need counseling to counteract the nightmares.

Someone bumped his shoulder and he turned to stare into the brown eyes of his boyfriend YunHo. Of course no one except for a select few knew that they were dating, but still. "Yunnie, what are you doing here?" JaeJoong asked. YunHo scratched the back of his head.

"I'm not sure. I didn't think you were going to sign your name, so I didn't sign mine either-but I was in class during a test, and the teacher told me to report to room 102" JaeJoong was sure he had blacked out for a second. Him and his Yunnie had totally been set up. YunHo seemed to come to the same conclusion because he frowned as well.

"Yo!" they turned to see YooChun and Junsu walking towards them, YooChun had his arm slung around Junsu's shoulder. "I see you guys decided to come-" JaeJoong yanked up YooChun by the scruff of his shirt, none to gently removing him from Junsu's side.

"You put our names on the sheet didn't you...didn't you...admit and die..." YooChun gulped. YunHo laughing nervously, grabbed JaeJoong's waist, and tugged him away from YooChun who hid behind Junsu's back.

"Boo calm down..." YunHo said, the deadly gleam in JaeJoong's eyes making him break out into a cold sweat.

"Hey guys!" ChangMin ran up. JaeJoong's eyes almost bugged. "Minnie! What are you doing here!" JaeJoong practically screamed, as he started trying to push ChangMin away from the door, which to him seemed to be admitting bad vibes. "This is no place for you Minnie-ah I want you to return to class immediately!"

"I can't umma" ChangMin whined. "The teacher wont let me! Besides I want to learn about sexual education too!"

Four pairs of eyes landed on him. ChangMin laughed nervously. "Why would you want to learn about sexual education Min?" Junsu said in an innocent voice, his eyes wide and curious, ChangMin wondered where he had stashed his cross lest Junsu wanted to get any closer to him than he already was.

"I just do" ChangMin responded a little defensively.

Junsu took a step closer. ChangMin took a wary step back.

The door behind them burst open, and slammed hard into the wall nearly cracking the plaster. YooChun screamed and jumped into Junsu's arms, JaeJoong screamed and jumped into ChangMin's arms. YunHo thought he was having a heart attack and leaned a little to the side.

"What are you all doing standing out here in the hallway, class is inside this room, not out here in the hall-get your hot little behinds in this room, before you make me angry" he winked at them and walked back into the classroom.

The five boys seemed to be paralyzed with shock. The guy looked like he had walked into the school straight from the gay bar. He had on a pair of ultra tight size negative zero pants, and a skin tight hot pink shirt-his hair styled in the latest of fashions, dyed a couple of dark browns with a purple streak running through the bang which was draped over his right eye. Yeah, he looked pretty gay.

"Are we on TV?" ChangMin asked as he started looking around, and YunHo and JaeJoong had started to make a break for it. YooChun grabbed them both by the backs of their collars, and pushed them into the room. Him and Junsu walked in soon afterwards, followed by ChangMin.

"Take a seat sweethearts, and we can start-looks like its only you five in here for this session, but your all so good-looking it really doesn't matter!" he giggled into his hand. YunHo's eyes bulged, and JaeJoong covered his head. ChangMin blinked his eyes, YooChun looked amused, and Junsu stood up.

"Are you gay?"

"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded standing up.

"No. What would give you that idea?"

Silence.

The teacher turned towards the board and wrote his name.

"My name is Mr. Affection, and I am-"

Junsu stood up again.

"How can your name be Mr. Affection?"

"Junsu!" JaeJoong immediately reprimanded standing up. And then upon realizing that Junsu was asking a relevant question sat down cheeks flushed red.

"It's really not my last name!" Mr. Affection admitted, letting out a loud booming laugh, that really didn't suit his small body size. "I just like it"

"So what is your REAL last name?"

JaeJoong made too stand up again, but stopped himself, flushing red. YunHo rubbed his back, his eyes slightly glazed over-JaeJoong realized he was in his happy place.

Mr. Affection's eyes darkened. "I can't tell you that" his dark watery eyes then started to shift around the room.

Silence.

Junsu sat down. ChangMin got up to throw away his chip bag. "ChangMin why don't you come sit by me?" Junsu asked sweetly. ChangMin heard a strange buzzing noise in his ears, a line of sweat ran down his back.

"Heh, that's okay Su, I'm sitting next to hyung" he raced back over to his seat beside JaeJoong. Junsu smiled and took YooChun's hand, who seemed oblivious to the tension in the air.

"That's okay-me and Chunnie can come and sit next to you"

ChangMin felt around for his cross his eyes widening slightly, as Junsu stood up pulling YooChun with him. Junsu's eyes never left ChangMin's form, as he sat down behind him. ChangMin felt his bladder swell.

::I think I'm going to piss on myself::

"ALL RIGHT! FOR TODAYS LESSON WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY!" Mr. Affection boomed, writing it down on the board.

YunHo snapped out of his trance at that. "Hey! Wait! You're not suppose to be teaching us that!"

Mr. Affection turned around and fixed YunHo with a cold stare. "And why not?" He asked, his voice dripping with acid.

"Er, because-aren't you suppose to start out small-I mean you should be discussing STD's-or genitals and how they work..." he trailed off turning slightly green. Who the hell wrote his name down on that paper!?!

Mr. Affection slapped his hands together. "STD'S, GENITALS! THEY BOTH REFER TO HOMOSEXUALITY!"

"Do you have to shout it?" JaeJoong asked weakly, his face so red it looked like it was about to burst into flame. Mr. Affection smiled.

"Come to the front of the class, you beautiful man you"

Silence.

YunHo's jaw clenched. JaeJoong quite reluctantly stood up, and started to the front of the class. Mr. Affection stood behind JaeJoong, and touched his shoulders. JaeJoong passed YunHo a nervous look, shaking his head minutely-telling him telepathically to stay in his seat. JaeJoong knew how jealous his boyfriend could get, and well Mr. Affection was unpredictable, and you never knew what those types of people were capable of.

ChangMin got up to try to sit in JaeJoong's chair, he felt a hot hand land on his shoulder. ChangMin bit his lip and closed his eyes. And started reciting prayers.

"Where are you going ChangMin? You weren't thinking of changing seats were you?" Junsu asked, his voice full of honey and syrup. ChangMin shook his head furiously.

"Of course not!"

Mr. Affection ignoring the death glares he was receiving from YunHo, the sweat pouring from ChangMin, and the angelic smile on Junsu's face, looked at YooChun.

"Hey you, pretty boy-get up here"

YooChun got up without complaint, and made his way to the front of the class to stand next to JaeJoong.

"ALL RIGHT!" Mr. Affection bellowed. JaeJoong lost ninety-five percent of his hearing. "WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESE TWO BOYS DO YOU THINK THEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS?"

"HEY!" JaeJoong shouted. Mr. Affection pinched his butt cheek, JaeJoong went strangely quiet. YunHo had his arms crossed absolutely refusing to be cooperative. ChangMin was too scared to speak.

Junsu stood up. "Yes, I do Mr. Affection!"

"Junsu!" JaeJoong made to stand up, and then flushed when he realized he was already standing up. Mr. Affection smiled.

"What a sweet angelic boy" ChangMin made a strange wet gurgling sound. Junsu blew YooChun a kiss, in which YooChun caught and ate. YunHo looked like he was going to hurl. Mr. Affection turned to YooChun.

"You mega pretty boy, do you believe what the angel (gurgling sounds) just said?"

YooChun looked thoughtful. "I'm not sure if I agree with Su-ah" the temperature in the room suddenly dropped. Strange. No one noticed this but ChangMin poor, poor ChangMin-ah. He gulped, and wondered if Junsu would spot him reaching for his book bag, to see if his cross was in there!

"WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK!" Mr. Affection shouted. JaeJoong was officially deaf in one ear. "TELL US ALL!"

"I think that when people look at me, they see me as a player" the temperature dropped to that of hell. ChangMin whimpered pitifully. "I mean before I settled down, I was after everything on two legs-and if they were already taken, I'd just woo them and they'd fall into my arms" he shrugged, huge grin on his face. "Those were the days-I can't do that anymore though"

JaeJoong was looking at YooChun like he was possessed. YunHo still had his arms crossed, staring off at nothing being completely uncooperative. ChangMin just wished he would shut up.

"Why do you think that?" Mr. Affection asked.

"My boyfriend has gots to be the most bossiest guy I've ever met, even though he's the first and only boy I've ever been with!" YooChun looked wounded, his eyes glossed over slightly, "he never lets me do anything, the only time we're separated is when we have to go to our respective classes, and even then he's sending me text messages every five seconds!"

Junsu looked scandalized. "CHUNNIE! That's you!"

"So it's me!" YooChun said, glaring over in Junsu's direction behind a twitching ChangMin. Strange. No one seemed to noticed ChangMin's state.

"IT IS YOU!" Junsu shrieked, sounding like a angry dolphin. Mr. Affection clapped his hands, Junsu sat down completely forgetting about the earlier incident. YooChun went back to smiling goofily. YunHo was still being uncooperative, and JaeJoong was just wondering what the hell was going on!

Mr. Affection settled his gaze on JaeJoong. "You beautiful man, do you agree with what the angel (gurgling) said?" JaeJoong pouted his lips. This seemed to catch YunHo's attention, because he turned away from the window, and settled his gaze on JaeJoong and his sexy pouty lips.

"No. I don't!" YunHo's eyebrows disappeared into his hairline.

Mr. Affection smiled. "And why not?"

"I think that when people look at me, they see a sexy beast!" YunHo choked on his spit. Junsu giggled like a girl. "I mean look at me, I'm so sexy its ridiculous! Which is why my boyfriend cannot seem to keep his jealous hands off of me!"

"JAEJOONG!" YunHo exclaimed, sounding even more scandalized than Junsu had. "THAT'S YOU!"

"So its me!" JaeJoong said glaring over in YunHo's direction, next to a twitching ChangMin. Strange. No one seemed to notice this.

"IT IS YOU!" YunHo roared, sounding like a angry tiger. Mr. Affection clapped his hands. YunHo sat down, the uncooperative stance back, JaeJoong went back to looking completely lost.

At that moment the bell rung, signaling the end of second hour, and the sexual education class. Junsu hopped up and walked over to YooChun practically throwing himself into his arms.

"Why were you so far away from me Chunnie!" Junsu whined kissing his boyfriends mouth.

YunHo grabbed JaeJoong around the waist. "Who does that guy think he is, putting his hands on you like that!" YunHo complained pressing a kiss to JaeJoong's temple.

JaeJoong noticed ChangMin sprawled out on the desk, looking like a fish out of water. He poked his shoulder.
"Minnie! Look at you, have you been like this throughout the whole hour? I knew I should have marched you back to class!" He pulled ChangMin out of the chair, and into his arms. ChangMin started crying into his shoulder.

"It was horrible umma, JUST HORRIBLE!" ChangMin cried. JaeJoong patted his back and cooed into his ear. YunHo picked up his book bag, as well as JaeJoong's and ChangMin's.

"Chunnie will carry ChangMin's" Junsu chirruped. ChangMin clutched JaeJoong even tighter. The five friends walked out the classroom. Mr. Affection walked towards the door and closed it. He then walked over to the board, and used the eraser to wipe off what he had written.

He then turned and looked at the empty room.

"Class dismissed" he whispered, than disappeared in a wisp of purple smoke.

"For today at least" this was followed by loud booming laughter...

[Argh. I tried really hard to be funny, the ending was the start of maybe a part II or something. I mean if it's even funny at all. I don't know what I was thinking, because I was going to have Junsu be the smart ass, but then him being afraid of ChangMin lodged itself into my mind, and there was nothing I could do.

For Soloscry-hope you as well as all the other who attempt to read this fic like it-I might write a part two, since I fell in love with Mr. Affection!]

Bleed Into Me

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:37:06 GMT

Hello, hello and welcome to Chapter three of Bleed Into Me. As I promised in chapter two we will be delving into the minds of YunHo and Junsu and see things from their point of view-so this chapter has a MAJOR ANGST WARNING. Also, also Gackt and Miku will be making an appearance in this chapter.

The OC's, I'm debating on whether I'm going to have them be female or male, I have not really decided, since I don't plan on having the OC's appear yet. Getting that out of the way, I hope you enjoy this chapter! YunHo and Junsu, the poor dears...

All right, the couples are going to be JaeHo (because I love them), YooSu (because I love them too), JaeChun (because I want to dabble in this a little, they won't be a actual couple, more on the lines of friends with benefits), and ChangTa (because I can seriously see those two together).

Summary - They are DBSK (Tohoshinki, TVXQ) and they are touring Japan, JaeHo and YooSu had a nasty break up (JaeJoong got tired of YunHo ignoring him and playing the straight card, and not taking the time to consider his feelings, and YooChun caught JunSu smooching it with HeeBon [I love HeeBon, so I won't bash her, I put her in this as the one who YooChun caught him with, because she is the only female I can actually see Junsu with] and it tore him up inside) as a result YooChun and JaeJoong gravitate towards each other-and Junsu and YunHo work on trying to get back the ones they lost...but can they do it, or is it just too late?

Genre - ANGST (OMGoodness, there is so much freaking ANGST in this story!) Romance, (no stories good without that, nope nope!) Drama, (I love Drama, don't you?) Humor, (I indulge in it a little) Poetic License (I have put my own twists to their concerts, and talk shows, and radio shows, just to add a little flare!) OC's, (because JaeJoong and YooChun are going to LIVE a little, they totally deserve it)

Rating - R-NC-17 [w/ a pinprick of PG]

Chapter Three - FRIENDS FOREVER [Puffy song I really like at the moment]

Junsu walked into the hotel room he shared with YunHo, when he found out that him and the leader would be sharing the same room for the duration of the trip Junsu didn't really know whether to feel angry or frustrated. It was obvious that YooChun was going completely out of his way to avoid him, and it didn't make things better when every time he saw YooChun, JaeJoong was plastered to his side.

He knew YunHo was feeling the same way about the situation, and the two of them would often talk in low whispers well into the night, only to wake up on different ends of the bed facing away from one another. It was weird to try to even began to have the type of friendship with one another that YooChun and JaeJoong had, so the two of them didn't even try.

"Want to watch a movie?" YunHo asked, turning on the lamp by the bed that they shared. Junsu nodded his head and sat down on the edge of said bed, and watched as YunHo rummaged around in one of their bags and pulled out some DVD's. The two of them had been really getting into Asian kung-fu movies, and comedies.

"Shoaling Soccer!" Junsu said, jumping at the DVD before YunHo could even put it down. YunHo rolled his eyes. "Kung-fu Hustle was WAY funnier-I want to watch that" he said holding up that DVD. Him and Junsu argued playfully for about five minutes, only to end of deciding to watch Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

They changed out of their clothes and threw on pajamas, and then laid out across the bed on top of the covers, a arms length of distance between them, and pillows to prop up their elbows.

YunHo turned his head away from Junsu when Li Mumbai died. He always got teary eyed at that part for some reason, while Junsu didn't tear up until Yù Jiāolóng threw herself over the waterfall. YunHo cut the DVD off once the credits started to roll and him and Junsu were enveloped in the darkness of the night. There was a long silence until Junsu broke it.

"I miss him YunHo, I miss him so much I can't stand it" Junsu wiped at his eyes feeling stupid, but then again YunHo couldn't see him anyway, so it hardly mattered whether tears trailed down his cheeks or not.

"I understand" was all YunHo said. Junsu let the silence go on, until he could take it no longer. "Aren't you going to add something to that, I know you miss JaeJoong, I know your hurt that he broke up with you for no-"

"I don't want to talk about it!" YunHo intercepted, his voice like ice. He sat up and moved his way to the end of the bed. "I don't even want to think about JaeJoong, let alone talk about him, especially since the only thing I want to do to JaeJoong right noq is kill him"

Junsu caught his breath at YunHo's words, and just let the conversation die.

YunHo watched from the corner of his eye as JaeJoong and YooChun struggled with the dance moves, for their new single. The two of them never being the strongest dancers of the group. He heard JaeJoong sigh in frustration, and wipe at the sweat accumulating on his forehead. ChangMin danced his way discreetly over to YunHo, and leaned towards his ear.

"Why don't you help him, if it's bothering you so much" YunHo swatted ChangMin away. If JaeJoong wanted help, he should be man enough to ask him himself, after all he was the one who stopped talking to him in the first place. YunHo trained his eyes on Junsu who had mastered the moves like he knew he would, and allowed himself to smile.

"Good work Junsu!" He said, throwing him a wave in a wink. Junsu smiled back, very much so pleased. ChangMin scowled, and walked over to YooChun and JaeJoong. "You guys need some help?" He asked, wishing his hyungs would just grow up. "I've got a good amount of them down right"

JaeJoong gave ChangMin a brief smile, and shook his head slowly. YooChun frowned slightly, he knew what JaeJoong was about to do. "No. It's the leaders job to help out the rest of the members when they need it, instead of acting like a child" JaeJoong said, his voice nonchalant. ChangMin's eyes widened comically, YooChun turned his head hiding his smile behind a raised hand.

YunHo bristled. Junsu stopped dancing abruptly. "What did you say?" YunHo gritted out, eyes sharpening as he took a threatening step forwards. JaeJoong was not intimidated in the least, and actually took a step forwards as well, as if mocking YunHo. Junsu was ready to spring into action if the two former lovers actually considered striking out at one another. But to his surprise YunHo calmed down, and actually smiled at JaeJoong who blinked in perfect confusion.

"You're right. Junsu help YooChun learn the moves he doesn't know" he then settled his gaze on JaeJoong who was frowning darkly at him, "Jae, I'll help you out"

ChangMin wrapped the towel around his waist, glad that he could get away from his hyungs at least for a little while. They were driving him crazy! He wondered if he'd have to lock them in a closet, so they could settle out there differences and stop making each other's lives miserable, because there misery was slowly becoming his misery, and ChangMin had realized he was much to young to be forced to live in misery, because his hyungs couldn't say- 'I'm sorry' to one another.

He heard his cell phone go off, and dug into his pants pockets and pulled it out. He was surprised to see Keita's number show on his incoming call, he didn't really expect the guy to call him. "Hello?" He said, wiping away a trail of water that streaked down the side of his face.

"C-ChangMin-?" awkward silence followed this, ChangMin smiled.

"It's me Keita, you don't have to be nervous when you talk to me"

He heard Keita intake a hefty breath before speaking again. "I'm sorry," He apologized, quite unnecessarily. "But I was wondering if you were busy, because if you are, then you can say no, I won't mind at all-really!" ChangMin could barely keep in his laughter, and allowed a chuckled to escape his lips.

"No I'm actually free for the rest of the night, why?"

"I was wondering if you'd like to do something, I don't know-"

"Sure" ChangMin agreed without a second thought. "I feel like dancing, what about you?"

"Uh, well-I like to dance, so sure" Keita agreed.

"Great. Just tell me where you live, and I'll be around to get you"

JaeJoong and YooChun didn't really have time to piss and rave once they got back to the hotel, because manager hyung at told them to follow him the minute they stepped out the car. He told YunHo and Junsu that they could go up to their room and relax. JaeJoong didn't really like the fact that only him and YooChun were being lead away, and not Junsu and YunHo. But he was certainly glad he was being lead away from YunHo. When YunHo's hand had touched his waist, the intimate warmth of his fingers burning a trail of desire up his sides, he thought he would break right there.

He hadn't realized he had missed YunHo's touch so much, until the other man had actually touched him. Manager hyung stopped and wrapped on one of the hotel room doors, it was a few seconds wait before the door opened and...Miku from An Cafe appeared-all dolled up, and looking clueless.

Manager hyung bowed, and Miku bowed back. "Is Gackt here also?" he asked. Miku smiled and nodded, before moving away from the door. YooChun and JaeJoong’s eyes meet before they looked into the room, to see Gackt standing elegantly by the window looking off into the skyline of the city.

Junsu walked over to the bathroom door and stood in front of it, he had heard the shower stop and knew YunHo was finished showering. He touched the door and sighed. "Are you all right YunHo?" Junsu just had to ask him that, when the manager had walked off with YooChun and JaeJoong, YunHo had brushed passed him and walked off briskly all the way to their hotel room where he went straight to the bathroom to shower.

It was a long pause, before YunHo replied with a soft, "no" Junsu sighed sadly, and pressed his side up against the door, he wasn't all right either. Not at all.

['Shoaling Soccer', 'Kung-fu Hustle', and 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' are both three Asian movies I simple love-especially 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' the two parts in which YunHo and Junsu eyes watered up at are the parts that I tear up at too]

[ChangMin and Keita's night on the town, YAY!]

[Miku and Gackt make a cameo! Heh, there will be more of them in the next chapter-as well as more Junsu and YunHo jealousy and angst, the poor dears...]

Bleed Into Me

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:36:10 GMT

Welcome to chapter two of Bleed Into Me, I'm totally glad a few people liked the first part. For some reason, however, I can't seem to reply to your comments, but once I figure out what the problem is I will reply back.

On another note, there will be two famous J-rockers I'll be pairing YooChun and JaeJoong with-YooChun x Gackt, and JaeJoong x Miku (An Cafe) I know a lot of eyes will pop, but I fell asleep in math class, and just got the sudden image of Gackt and Miku in my head-It's crazy, and they won't really become actual pairings, but there will be hints. How will this happen? You ask. The basis will be established in this chapter-Hope you enjoy!

All right, the couples are going to be JaeHo (because I love them), YooSu (because I love them too), JaeChun (because I want to dabble in this a little, they won't be a actual couple, more on the lines of friends with benefits), and ChangTa (because I can seriously see those two together).

Summary - They are DBSK (Tohoshinki, TVXQ) and they are touring Japan, JaeHo and YooSu had a nasty break up (JaeJoong got tired of YunHo ignoring him and playing the straight card, and not taking the time to consider his feelings, and YooChun caught JunSu smooching it with HeeBon [I love HeeBon, so I won't bash her, I put her in this as the one who YooChun caught him with, because she is the only female I can actually see Junsu with] and it tore him up inside) as a result YooChun and JaeJoong gravitate towards each other-and Junsu and YunHo work on trying to get back the ones they lost...but can they do it, or is it just too late?

Genre - ANGST (OMGoodness, there is so much freaking ANGST in this story!) Romance, (no stories good without that, nope nope!) Drama, (I love Drama, don't you?) Humor, (I indulge in it a little) Poetic License (I have put my own twists to their concerts, and talk shows, and radio shows, just to add a little flare!) OC's, (because JaeJoong and YooChun are going to LIVE a little, they totally deserve it)

Rating - R-NC-17 [w/ a pinprick of PG]

Chapter 01 : Alone In My Room [Title from my favorite Ami Suzuki song]

YooChun came up behind JaeJoong while he was staring at his reflection in the mirror, a plump pout on his lips. He had one finger on his eye, and was pulling down the skin under it, YooChun tapped his shoulder. "What is it?"

"I think one of my eyelashes fell into my eye, its really bothering me!" JaeJoong complained, swiveling his eye around a little.

"Let me blow into it, maybe it will help"

JaeJoong nodded, and turned to face YooChun holding the skin down, YooChun blew. JaeJoong blinked, then held his eye open again-YooChun leaned closer and blew into it again. JaeJoong burst out laughing and turned his head, YooChun fixed him with a confused stare.

"Did I get it?" He asked moving towards JaeJoong, who was holding his mouth and giggling. YooChun side glanced at the mirror and made out YunHo glaring at them, very intensely. YooChun grinned and smacked JaeJoong's shoulder. Could they get anymore immature.

"If you guys are through fooling around, we can go, we're scheduled to be on HeyHeyHey! in an hour" he finished voice full of acid, and walked out. JaeJoong and YooChun were quiet as they stared at one another.

"He sounded mad" YooChun observed, lip quirking slightly. JaeJoong shrugged, although his face looked thoughtful. He then grabbed YooChun’s wrist startling him a little, and then turning sharply he left out the room, pulling YooChun with him.

ChangMin took the vacated seat next to Junsu, who was staring at something intently on his phone. ChangMin leaned over a little and caught a glimpse of a man who looked distinctly like YooChun, but Junsu closed up his phone before he could confirm. "Are you through being nosy Minnie-ah?" Junsu cooed, as he glared at the younger boy. ChangMin crossed his arms, wondering why Junsu was being so secretive lately-ever since YooChun broke up with him, he had been turning into a mini-YunHo, he hardly goofed around anymore, and acted so serious most of the time ChangMin was beginning to wonder if he had been replaced with a pod person or something.

ChangMin took his I pod out, since the ride to the station would take at least thirty minutes, and put it on a song that he was really beginning to enjoy, by some Japanese group named LEAD. He turned the volume up as JaeJoong and YooChun climbed into the car, he missed Junsu stiffening when he saw JaeJoong with his fingers intertwined with YooChun's. YunHo was sitting in the front, ignoring everything around him and occasionally staring out the window, or chatting nonsense with the driver.

"WILDLIFE!" ChangMin sang loudly, shaking his head from side to side, "Hey! (HEY!) I wanna get your LOVE!" He belted out, sounding like a kid. JaeJoong laughed and leaned forwards hitting his thigh, ChangMin opened his eyes and smiled at him. YooChun leaned back in his seat, an amused smirk on his face,

He noticed eyes on him and looked up and straight into Junsu's eyes. He expected Junsu to turn away, and pretend as if he hadn't been staring at him. But the other man was doing quite the opposite, and the look on his face could kill. They held contact for a few more seconds, and then Junsu turned away obviously disgusted. YooChun decided that he didn't really care, and stared out the window for the duration of the ride-even when JaeJoong had got tired of bothering ChangMin, and turned to him to start a conversation-but it was obvious that he wasn't in the mood, and JaeJoong spent the rest of the time flipping through his cell phone.

JaeJoong leaned into YooChun's ear. "Who's LEAD?" He asked. YooChun shrugged his shoulders. ChangMin bumped his shoulder, "LEAD is the group that sing the song WILDLIFE, you know the song I was singing in the car-I'm really getting into that group-" He gave JaeJoong a cheesy grin.

"TOHOSHINKI!" The announcer woman shouted. LEAD who were already seated, seemed to become active when they heard the name TOHOSHINKI, and actually stood up and started clapping with the audience. They had the chairs sat up, and the boys approached LEAD, who shook their hands eagerly. ChangMin went up to shake Keita's hand who was standing at the end next to Shinya-when there hands touched, ChangMin noticed that Keita blushed fiercely and avoided looking him directly in the eyes.

ChangMin thought this was very interesting, and let a small smile grace his face. Keita was his favorite member after all.

They talked for a minutes and then the host asked the members of LEAD if they listened to Tohoshinki's music. Akira put the mic up to his lips, "we listen to them all the time, we karaoke 'Rising Sun' and 'Tonight' almost every time we go out" the audience clapped, and Tohoshinki laughed, obviously pleased. "A favorite member?" the host asked.

"I like them all actually, I can't really pick between them" the other members of LEAD started pushing his shoulders, and Hiroki snatched his mic and said-

"He has a huge picture of JaeJoong hanging on his wall!" Akira tried to grab the mic back, but Hiroki dodged out of his reach. The audience was in a uproar at this news, and even the host kept asking Akira if this information was true. JaeJoong looked embarrassed, but flattered-and YunHo looked like he wanted to stab something, preferably Akira.

As Akira and Hiroki bickered the host settled her gaze on Keita. "What about you Keita, do you have a favorite member" Keita hesitated, ChangMin leaned forwards without actually realizing he was doing so. YooChun gave him a curious stare. Shinya jumped to answer, much to Keita's humiliation.

"He's quite fond of ChangMin! When we do karaoke Keita insists on doing ChangMin's parts, even though Hiroki, whose often Junsu, wants to switch with him on particular songs-Hiroki loves ChangMin's verse on Rising Sun-but Keita never hands over his parts!" the audience were beside themselves, some of the girls even started squealing. ChangMin did his strange clapping laugh, and he could have swore he heard someone in the audience shout- "CHANGTA!"

The host turned to Tohoshinki, as Shinya started trying to get Keita to talk to him, who absolutely refused and kept pushing him away, looking slightly hurt. "ChangMin what do you think about this?" the host's smile was too wide, and ChangMin knew she was strangely interested in his response. Akira even stopped trying to choke Hiroki to listen, the other members of Tohoshinki looked at him-even YunHo-expectantly. ChangMin gave forth his trademark nervous smile.

"I'm actually quite flattered that he likes my part so much..." he trailed off with a nervous laugh, as the audience started screaming again. He then leaned forward as Keita looked at him nervously. "Arigatou" he responded, and the audience went crazy. Keita even blushed to the tips of his ears, bowing like a madmen, and thanking ChangMin repeatedly.

LEAD performed their new single 'Drive'in which after it was over Tohoshinki said they had really enjoyed it. The host talked to them some more, and then they performed 'Choosey Lover' and it was over.

YooChun grabbed ChangMin around the neck, and JaeJoong came out of nowhere hooking himself onto ChangMin's arm. "You got his number didn't you, I knew you liked him!" YooChun said, putting ChangMin in a headlock. ChangMin broke free and laughed.

"What's wrong with getting his number, he's my favorite member, plus he's cute!" YooChun and JaeJoong teased him some more, before sobering up when they got to the van. In which YunHo and Junsu already occupied, detached and strangely quiet.

"I'm telling you Joongie it's a man dressed as a woman" YooChun said as they watched An Cafe's movie BondS. JaeJoong obviously thought YooChun was on something.

"Coming from someone who thinks Gackt is a Arch Angel, I'm hardly surprised that you think Bou is a boy" JaeJoong countered, staring at Miku as he sat down next to Kanon on the steps. YooChun rolled over onto his back and stared up at the ceiling.

"They even SAY he's a boy, he has no chest for crying out loud! Plus Gackt said he was like 461 years old! And he looks so not from this world" YooChun closed his eyes smiling, JaeJoong scoffed.

"He's joking. And of course Bou is a man, duh."

YooChun whacked JaeJoong with a pillow for that one.

[I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. And HeyHeyHey! Is an actual show, and I put them on there because it was the only way of LEAD meeting up with DBSK in actual life that I could think of. The events are obviously false, and I believe a man and a woman host the show-but I only mentioned the woman. Oh and on another note (not like anyone cares) my favorite member is Shinya!)

[They're called Tohoshinki in Japan so throughout the HeyHeyHey! scene I referred to them as that.]

[Gackt and Miku were only mentioned in this chapter, there will (I believe) be an actual appearance from both of them in the next chapter!]

[WILDLIFE is my favorite song by LEAD, and ‘Tonight’ is my favorite song by DBSK, but ‘Choosey Lover’ I adore that song, it’s so catchy!]

[BondS is a actual An Café movie, it was so funny! I had to put it in here!]

[Lastly, YunHo and Junsu will have major parts in the next chapter-since you only see snippets of them in this one, plus we find out a little bit about what those two are thinking about the break-ups.]

Bleed Into Me

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:13:49 GMT

Hello! I have been a total lurker in this community for months, and since I can't contribute to Yongwonghi, I have decided to write a fic that I totally hope you guys will like, because I seriously put blood and tears into this plot.

All right, the couples are going to be JaeHo (because I love them), YooSu (because I love them too), JaeChun (because I want to dabble in this a little, they won't be a actual couple, more on the lines of friends with benefits), and ChangTa (because I can seriously see those two together).

Summary - They are DBSK (Tohoshinki, TVXQ) and they are touring Japan, JaeHo and YooSu had a nasty break up (JaeJoong got tired of YunHo ignoring him and playing the straight card, and not taking the time to consider his feelings, and YooChun caught JunSu smooching it with HeeBon [I love HeeBon, so I won't bash her, I put her in this as the one who YooChun caught her with, because she is the only female I can actually see Junsu with] and it tore him up inside) as a result YooChun and JaeJoong gravitate towards each other-and Junsu and YunHo work on trying to get back the ones they lost...but can they do it, or is it just too late?

Genre - ANGST (OMGoodness, there is so much freaking ANGST in this story!) Romance, (no stories good without that, nope nope!) Drama, (I love Drama, don't you?) Humor, (I indulge in it a little) Poetic License (I have put my own twists to their concerts, and talk shows, and radio shows, just to add a little flare!) OC's, (because JaeJoong and YooChun are going to LIVE a little, they totally deserve it)

Rating - R-NC-17 [w/ a pinprick of PG]

Chapter 00

JaeJoong laid down on his bed and stared up at the ceiling, him and the four other members of DBSK had just gotten back a little over thirty minutes ago from a recorded Talk Show, he believed it was called Tetsuko's Room (Place?) whatever. He didn't particularly care, since throughout the entire hour of listening to her creepy witch voice, it got hard for him to even pretend he was listening to her. And to top it off the woman was rude-everything JaeJoong said to her, she seemed to counteract it with some smart ass remark, pulled off so smoothly that JaeJoong was beginning to wonder if the woman even liked him.

JaeJoong closed his eyes, allowing himself to feel a little bad, at the fact that every time YunHo tried to talk he would cut him off, and talk instead. He remembered hearing ChangMin sigh in consternation, JunSu shifting uncomfortably next to him, and YooChun trying to stifle his laughter in the back. JaeJoong opened his eyes and stared up at the ceiling, and watched the shadows dance across the walls-he wondered if he would even be getting any sleep tonight.

The door opened, and a sliver of light came through to shine almost forlornly against the opposite wall. JaeJoong pulled himself up on his elbows, wondering if it was YunHo coming in to make amends, he would pretend he was sleep if it was.

"Jae?" It was YooChun.

JaeJoong let a small smile break out across his face. "Come in Chunnie" he said softly laying his head back down on the pillow. YooChun pushed the door open, and came in. A small sound escaped JaeJoong's mouth when he saw that it was something black and shiny on YooChun's head.

"Chunnie! I think there's an animal on your head!" JaeJoong exclaimed sitting up quite suddenly and making to jump off the bed, grabbing a pillow as he did so, to knock the thing off with. YooChun doubled over in laughter and the thing fell off his head, and onto the floor. JaeJoong almost screamed, but stopped when he realized it was a wig. He threw the pillow at YooChun instead, who was on the floor practically dying from laughter.

"God Jae you should have seen your face!"

"Chunnie! I like your jokes-I help you with them half the time-but your not suppose to prank me! It goes against the rules!"

YooChun pulled himself up and sat his body weight on his knees. "I wasn't trying to prank you Jae-I managed to find a wig piece that looked just like that Tetsuko woman's hairstyle, paid a good amount for it too" YooChun explained, crawling across the floor to rest his head on the edge of JaeJoong's bed.

"We're sharing a room, I got Manager Hyung to switch with me-so for our duration in Japan, it'll be me and you, YunHo and JunSu and ChangMin and the manager"

JaeJoong smiled down at YooChun, and idly started playing with his hair. YooChun smiled urging JaeJoong to scratch, since his head had been itching all day. They stayed in comfortable silence for a long time, neither one wanting to talk. It was painful, because ever since they had broken up with YunHo and JunSu they seriously didn't have anything to talk about anymore.

The two of them use to talk into the night, and compare YunHo and JunSu to each other, seeing (all in good fun) who had the best boyfriend.

"JunSu does this crazy jerk with his hips that's seriously makes me see stars every time!"

"YunHo can bend me into the most erotic positions! I'm serious!"

They would see whose boyfriend kissed better, danced better, sung better, hugged better, looked better-only to in the end come to the conclusion that they were both equally great. But then that all changed, first with YooChun catching Junsu kissing HeeBon after they had appeared on her and HeeChul's Kiss The Radio show-(YooChun vowing that that was the last time he'd ever appear on it), and when JaeJoong realized that he was losing YunHo-not being able to quite figure out how or why, he just broke it off.

YooChun had cried wrapped securely in JaeJoong's arms, as he ran his fingers through his hair, and whispered encouraging words of friendship into his ear. Eventually YooChun had feel asleep, and woke up the next day, a little melancholic but fine. JaeJoong had done the same thing, and YooChun had returned the favor, even softly singing Insa to JaeJoong until he fell asleep. Only to wake up with an oddly cheery JaeJoong on his chest asking him to help him make breakfast. (0_0)

The two best-friends had made pancakes that morning, and had even started a pancake batter war-throwing batter at each other and laughing like kids-continuing even when ChangMin had wandered into the kitchen, asking voice heavy with sleep, "have you two gone crazy overnight? You're wasting food!" they retaliated by throwing batter at him. They calmed down, when ChangMin sat down at the table sulking, wondering if he'd get breakfast or not, with his hyungs acting like they were touched in the head.

YunHo and JunSu wandered into the kitchen a little later, both looking like they had seen better days. Their plates were already made and placed at there respective spots on the table. YooChun and JaeJoong were feeding each other off the same place, as they stood at the counter, nudging each other playfully every second and laughing.

YooChun closed his eyes. "Tired?" He asked JaeJoong, who was pulling him up by the arm, and onto the bed.

"Very, you?"

"Yes"

JaeJoong pulled the covers back, and him and YooChun climbed into the bed, wrapping their arms around one another. JaeJoong laid his head against YooChun's chest, and YooChun laid his head ontop of JaeJoongs. They were quiet for a few moments, there breathing becoming labored.

"What will you dream about Chunnie?" JaeJoong asked suddenly, voice soft.

"I don't know, lately I’ve been dreaming about Junsu saying something to me in a frantic voice-but I can't seem to hear what he's saying"

"I've been having dreams like to too, except it's YunHo-I swear he's telling me something important, but I can't hear any words coming out of his mouth"

YooChun sighed, hugging JaeJoong tighter to him. "Let's just go to sleep" YooChun advised closing his eyes. JaeJoong nodded his head, clutching at YooChun's shirt, his eyes drifted closed. JaeJoong was grateful that he had a friend like YooChun to turn to on those lonely nights.

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[I believe that Talk Show, with that super rude woman was called Tetsuko's Room, please correct me if I'm wrong. I had to make fun of her, she was totally pissing me off, I mean really, I think she liked hearing herself talk-because she hardly let the boys talk-and her HAIRSTYLE, What was she thinking?]

[I know that this chapter was JaeChun, I really like their friendship, I think it's beautiful-I hope you all enjoyed this chapter-I'm not sure when I'm going to post Chapter 1, but I'm hoping I'll have it up sometime tomorrow!]